Trevor Lowe … Is HE Bigfoot?
With a 5XL Motorcycle helmet, extra wide feet, huge sloping forehead, excessive height, increased weight, water repellent hair, and strange agility, this could be a direct descendent of the apelike creature. It’s rumored that he spends long periods of time living in the woods near Western Michigan beach towns & Central Ohio suburbs. His incredibly dense skull allegedly cracked a steel column during a Tartan Fields holiday party.
“He Can IT Real Good”
Certified
“Possible Sasquatch Ancestry”
DNA Matched
“Indestructible Skull”
Proven Skills